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Post by Dr. John Watson on Sept 19, 2010 7:50:44 GMT -5
Sherlock?
13:50 19th September 2010, Dr. Watson says:
Honestly Sherlock is there any chance of me getting my phone back anytime soon? This laptop is driving me insane and my phone bill has to going through the roof.
I'd be very grateful if you could give it back soon. Sarah might ring.
John
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Sept 19, 2010 8:02:11 GMT -5
re: Sherlock?
14:02 19th September 2010, Sherlock Holmes says:
There are more things to life than waiting for the girl your infatuated with to ring! Anyway I need it. I'm sure you'll survive, my phone hasn't been working the same since I tried to throw it off the balcony to test its resilience. Turns out it isn't very resilient after all.
Anderson owes me a fiver!
SH.
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Post by Dr. John Watson on Sept 19, 2010 8:27:08 GMT -5
Re: Sherlock?
14:22 19th September 2010, Dr. Watson says:
I ... Sherlock you could just buy youself a new phone and let me have mine back you realize. I mean I'm not the brightest bulb, as you love to remind me, and I could have told you that throwing your phone off a balcony wouldn't be advisable.
You'd be surprised; actually having someone considerably normal to talk to makes a rather nice change.
Just don't ring any murderers or psychopaths please. I think a week's break from them would be nice.
John.
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Sept 19, 2010 8:41:48 GMT -5
Re: Sherlock?
14:41 19th September 2010, Sherlock Holmes says:
A weeks break? Boring. The wicked never sleep John and as long as that is the case, then neither do I. And as for not ringing murderers or physcopaths, if you'd have told me that a few hours ago...
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Post by Dr. John Watson on Sept 19, 2010 10:16:41 GMT -5
Re: Sherlock?
14:22 19th September 2010, Dr. Watson says:
I know, I've heard you in the middle of the night when I'm trying to get to sleep. You forgot to mention that whilst you were telling me about your violin.
Typical. Thanks for that Sherlock. I just hope when they try to kill you, that they'll get the right man.
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Sept 19, 2010 10:38:35 GMT -5
Re: Sherlock?
16:38 19th September 2010, Sherlock Holmes says:
Ouch, my feelings! I know your always grumpy when you don't get your sleep John, makes it all that more satisfying to move about as loudly as is humanely possible! Anyway, it's not my fault your a light sleeper. Would have thought all the bombs and sniper fire in Afghanistan would have corrected that.
Oh, and I deleted a few of your contact numbers to make room for some of mine. Don't mind do you?
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Post by Dr. John Watson on Sept 19, 2010 10:43:40 GMT -5
Re: Sherlock?
16:43 19th September 2010, Dr. Watson says:
Now who's the one trying to hurt people's feelings? It honestly goes to show how loud you are, explosions and machine fire I can sleep through, you not sleeping I can't. And I'm not grumpy; I just want my phone back. Do you know how hard it is forming a semi-plausible relationship when you're roommate is doing everything in their path to hinder it?
No. No. Please rifle through my contacts, delete numbers I'll certainly not ever remember and let us both wait in anticipation for the abuse that will surely come from not talking to whomever it is you've decided to wipe off my memory. No, I don't mind at all.
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Sept 19, 2010 10:59:41 GMT -5
Re: Sherlock?
16:59 19th September 2010, Sherlock Holmes says:
I'm not 'hindering' your relationships. And if such contacts really mattered, there is a little thing called the 'address book' John, very useful in remembering important contacts. Take this as a lesson in life, always have an address book!
And In that case I've gone and changed your ringtone too. Before it was just plain annoying, what's wrong with the 'ring ring' one that no one seems to go for?
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Post by Dr. John Watson on Sept 19, 2010 11:07:13 GMT -5
Re: Sherlock?
15:07 19th September 2010, Dr. Watson says:
You invited yourself to our first date. I make plans to go out with her and all of a sudden, "Watson, I require your assistance." Plus you keep telling her she's always in the way, honestly I'm starting to think you are jealous.
They probably do matter, that's why I saved them. I'm sure that if I had an address book you'd create an 'experiment' that would result in it either burning in acid or in it exploding. Try and remember you're the man who threw his phone of a balcony.
What's wrong with my ringtone? People changed it from 'ring ring' because it's monotone and you can't tell if it's your phone. Have you never seen it when a phone goes off on the underground and everyone checks their pockets. It's rather funny actually.
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Sept 19, 2010 11:30:24 GMT -5
Re: Sherlock?
17:30 19th September 2010, Sherlock Holmes says:
Me jealous? I don't think so. I let her come along didn't I? I could have left you both to deal with the 'spider-bird' but I saved you from having to do any sort of work and did it for you. That counts as being Nice in my books.
Three's a crowd John, I get awkward being the gooseberry..
And if you think 'ring ring' is monotonous, how about I change the tone to the Crazy frog? That different enough for you?
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Post by Dr. John Watson on Sept 19, 2010 11:54:54 GMT -5
Re: Sherlock?
17:30 19th September 2010, Sherlock Holmes says:
Sherlock that was meant to be a date, it's hardly you letting her come, it was more of her putting up with you. She saved you and you almost managed to get both of us killed! I can't believe they thought I was you, I mean if you're going to be a successful criminal you should at least know who your real enemies are.
I'm guessing that I shouldn't be expecting any presents this Christmas then?
Seen as though I never get to use my own phone I doubt it will make too much of a difference to me. But seriously talk about childish.
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Sept 19, 2010 15:39:02 GMT -5
Re: Sherlock?
21:39 19th September 2010, Sherlock Holmes says:
She saved me? I don't think so. And you are yet to thank me for setting up your date, it was me afterall who arranged that little outing.
And if your really going to kick up a fuss, yes you can have your phone back. Right after I've finished with it!
Oh, your dad called by the way, said something about a potato peeler? I had no idea what he was saying but I assume you know what he's on about.
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Post by Dr. John Watson on Sept 19, 2010 15:52:52 GMT -5
Re: Sherlock?
21:07 19th September 2010, Dr. Watson says:
Crazed Chinese gang member? Smashed him over the head with a stick if I remember correctly, which I do before you start reminding me about how inaffective most brains are at remembering. Anyway it hardly counts, the only reason we were there was for you to follow a lead, honestly. That had to be the worst date in history.
Any chance you could hurry that up then please?
Not again. I swear one of these days he'll take out an eye. He'll need to go to A&E by now. This is the last time Sherlock or I promise I will tidy our flat and eyeballs will go into the dustbin.
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Sept 19, 2010 16:19:10 GMT -5
Re: Sherlock?
22:18 19th September 2010, Sherlock Holmes says:
Hey, don't take it out on my eyeballs! I'm seeing how long it takes them to decompose. You don't see me threatening to throw out your collection of eastern european phone charms! Because they mean the same to me, they really do!
And if you insist on moaning for much longer, I may just keep it and force a Tesco's value mobile phone on you. Better yet, I'll destroy your sim card and put my own in there, or better still I'll destory the phone and neither of us can have it!
Please don't throw out my eyes.
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Post by Dr. John Watson on Sept 19, 2010 16:31:09 GMT -5
Re: Sherlock?
22:30 19th September 2010, Dr. Watson says:
Will you please develop some semi-normal past times? I'm actually surprised we've lasted this long without a cockroach or ant infestation on our hands. You have no reason to threaten my Eastern European phone charms because I'm not doing anything wrong.
It's my phone. And if you even dare try and claim it not only will the eyeballs go but I will invite Harry over for the night. Uncontrollable mayhem will occur and every experiment you're trying right now will mysteriously vanish or become 'defective'. And if she gets enough booze in her system she will try and chat you up just to watch you squirm.
There.
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